The Republic of Panzer Vor 451 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.937 billion Panzer Vor 451ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.

The Panzer Vor 451ian economy, worth 89.8 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,367 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, politicians have tenure, and Panzer Vor 451 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 451's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panzer Vor 451 is ranked 41,972^nd in the world and 2^nd in Wercaw Pact for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 718.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.